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Come on, Jake. No one's gonna
think you like a girl
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just because you give her
a Valentine card that says,
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"I'm buggy for you."
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- Isn't that cute?
- No.
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-"I'm buggy for you"?
- Yeah.
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Why not go to school without pants?
That would be less humiliating.
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- Can I, Mom?
- No.
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You have no idea
what it's like to be a man.
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So, Mom, tomorrow's your
first Valentine's Day with Brian.
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I don't see what the big deal is.
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It's just a made-up holiday.
I think I'll make up a holiday.
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Oh, yeah. National
I Hate My Life Day.
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I was thinking more like
Teenage Mothers' Day.
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It comes nine months after prom.
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I was already pregnant
at prom. [mock laughs]
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Well, I'm with Kyra.
I can't stand Valentine's Day.
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What? You've gotta
be kidding me.
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Valentine's Day
ruins relationships.
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If you give yourself into it,
it's really a wonderful day.
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It's a wicked day!
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It puts relationships under a hot light
and smacks 'em around till they talk.
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Yeah, you don't get that
on many Valentine's Day cards.
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Look, it's fine for you and Van.
You guys are married.
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But Brian and I,
we're at a different stage.
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- What stage is that?
- I like him. We're deeply in like.
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-"In like"?
- Yep.
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You haven't said
"I love you"?
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No!
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I don't say that
unless I mean it.
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I could barely muster it up
for you the other day.
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What if Brian gets caught up in
the romance
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of Valentine's Day
and says it to you?
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Then I'll just say,
"Thank you."
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If he says "I love you,"
you cannot say "Thank you."
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Well, I'm not gonna be rude.
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And, anyway, we've already
talked about it.
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We're gonna treat this day
just like any other date.
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- Uh-oh.
- What?
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Well, he's planning on
surprising you
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with a romantic dinner and
a carriage ride through River Oaks.
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He told me so I'd make sure
that you dress properly.
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Oh! Dinner and a carriage ride?
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Man, he sure knows how
to ruin a Valentine's Day.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted
In the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life
Is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who
I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom
Who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids
And never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart
of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Hey, Jake.
Carla called.
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{\an8}Or should I call her
"Mrs. Jake Hart"?
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{\an8}Shut up.
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{\an8}That valentine really
did the trick.
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You, my friend,
are a love magnet.
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And I can't turn it off.
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{\an8}Hey-Hey there, little stud.
Carla called.
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{\an8}I know!
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{\an8}You remember that, Van?
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{\an8}That time in your life when
you hated girls?
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{\an8}Uh, no.
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{\an8}Hey, Mr. H,
can I borrow your car tonight?
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{\an8}Last Valentine's Day, we didn't
get to do anything special,
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since Cheyenne was all pregnant
and, you know, mean.
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This year
I wanna do something special.
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What'd you have in mind?
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I'm gonna drive down
to the football field,
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{\an8}and I got a buddy
to rig the scoreboard...
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to flash "Van loves Cheyenne,"
and then, you know, my stats.
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{\an8}I love that you love
my daughter so much,
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{\an8}but can I give you a little
piece of marital advice?
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{\an8}Well, are you really
the best one for that?
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{\an8}The bigger a deal you make
out of this Valentine's Day,
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{\an8}the more you're gonna have
to do next year.
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{\an8}- But isn't that good?
- Well, is it?
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{\an8}The first year
Reba and I were married,
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{\an8}I'd saved a piece of driftwood
from the first night
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{\an8}we ever walked together
on the beach.
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{\an8}So I got a buddy of mine
with a pickup truck.
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{\an8}We filled it up with sand
and dumped it in the backyard.
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Then I recreated that night.
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Wow.
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Exactly. And how do you think
I topped it the next year?
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You brought water.
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No. No, I never did top it.
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Even though she never
said it, I always felt
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like every Valentine's Day after that
was a big disappointment.
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Well, is it even legal
to take sand from the beach?
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Look, you have to manage
a woman's expectations.
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Start small.
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Take her to a restaurant with
little puzzles on the place mat.
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Oh, yeah. Those are fun.
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Even better, they're cheap.
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Look, I'll tell you what.
Barbra Jean and I'll go with you.
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That way, the girls can't compare notes
and hold it against us.
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- And we shouldn't get 'em any gifts?
- No gifts. No flowers.
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- Well, how 'bout a card?
- What? Make me look bad?
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Take it easy, Diamond Jim.
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Hey, Kyra.
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Brian and I aren't goin' out to dinner
tonight, so you don't have to babysit.
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Great. That'll be $30.
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I have a strict
24-hour cancellation policy.
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It always makes me laugh that
you think you're gonna get paid.
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Is it too late for you to
make other plans?
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I already made plans.
Cheyenne told me you were sick.
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Can I get you anything?
Maybe some fake aspirin?
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[knocking]
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- Hey, Reba.
- Brian!
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What are you
doin' here?
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I told you I was sick.
[coughing]
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That's why I came over,
to nurse you back to health.
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Oh, um, can't you do it
over the phone?
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- Come on, Reba. Let me in.
- Okay. Just a minute.
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[coughing]
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[continues coughing]
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[sneezing]
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Come on in.
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I figured since we couldn't go out
for Valentine's Day,
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the next best thing would be for us
to stay in together.
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Isn't that nice?
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After all, we cannot miss
our first Valentine's Day.
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Oh, can we not talk anymore?
My throat's startin' to close up.
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Van, do you think I'm dressed up
enough for this restaurant?
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Well, you're wearing shoes
and a shirt. You're fine.
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Wait a minute. Is this
one of those things
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where you tell me not to dress up
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because we're just
going to the Spaghetti Hut,
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but then when I walk outside,
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there's gonna be a limo
waiting to take us dancing?
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Well, if there's a limo outside,
it's that chick who likes Jake.
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So we're really spending Valentine's Day
with Dad and Barbra Jean?
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Come on, Cheyenne.
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Valentine's Day is about family.
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Who's ready for an all-you-
can-eat meatball bonanza?
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Bring it on!
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I'm 25 meatballs away from
makin' their wall of fame.
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And save room for a special
Valentine's Day dessert.
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- Oh!
- Assorted nougats.
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- Brock got 'em for me.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
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Van, why didn't you get me candy?
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Because you can get yourself candy,
because you're not five.
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Did you wipe your feet off,
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because, you know, Reba really
doesn't like it when--
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- I thought you said no presents!
- I couldn't help it.
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We were at the drugstore.
The candy was by the cash register,
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and Barbra Jean
had already eaten one!
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Well, you could've got a box for me,
so I don't look bad in front of Cheyenne.
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I got a box of cough drops
if you want 'em.
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Great. Now Cheyenne's gonna be mad
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because Barbra Jean got
something nice and she didn't.
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They're medicated.
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- That doesn't cut it for my girl.
- Ye--
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Uh, excuse me, ladies.
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I just remembered.
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I left something upstairs
for Cheyenne that's very special.
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You're bluffing.
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If by "bluffing," you mean I didn't pull
it out of my butt at the drugstore,
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then, yeah, I'm bluffing.
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So I brought you a little somethin'.
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You didn't have to do that.
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I don't need anything, really.
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Hey. If she doesn't want it,
I'll buy it from ya.
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This is something ya need.
Something special for somebody special.
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Don't say that.
Don't sound like a greetin' card.
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Chicken soup. This is the same soup
my mom gave me when I had a cold.
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How old is that stuff?
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You know what?
Since it's Valentine's Day,
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I should serve this
to you by candlelight.
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No! I mean, look, Brian.
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Do we have to be all "romantic-y"
and everything?
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Is that okay if we don't?
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- Can I be honest?
- Sure.
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[sighs deeply] I hate this holiday.
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- You what?
- I hate Valentine's Day.
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You do? I hate it too!
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- There's so much pressure.
- Absolutely!
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I mean, it's just hearts
and flowers and that Cupid guy.
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Stupid, fat baby goin' around shootin'
people with a bow and arrow.
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[blows raspberry]
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Why do people make such
a big fuss about each other
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simply because it's Valentine's Day?
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- Amen! Who needs it?
- Yeah.
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I mean, we decide which nights
are special nights.
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- Like when we go out bowling.
- And eat hot dogs.
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- Man, I love them hot dogs.
- I love hot dogs too!
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- And I love bowling.
- I love bowling too!
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- And I love you, Reba.
- I love you too!
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[coughing]
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Well, we finally said it.
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We sure did.
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Just popped it right out there.
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It felt good. "I love you."
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[chuckles awkwardly] Excuse me.
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Cheyenne, I need
to talk to you.
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Oh, could you two please
excuse us just for a second?
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Why do we have to leave?
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00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,620
Because it's my house,
and you annoy me.
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00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,958
If you hadn't left her,
this would be your house
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00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,460
and we wouldn't have to leave.
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00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,217
Mom, what is it?
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00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,719
Things went horribly wrong,
Cheyenne. He said it.
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Oh, my God.
Did you say "Thank you"?
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00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,390
No!
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00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,517
I said "I love you too,"
but I didn't mean it.
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00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,644
I don't understand.
Why would you say "I love you"
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00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,979
if you didn't mean it?
It's not like you're a man.
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00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,151
I don't know. I panicked.
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00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,322
Look, it's been a long time
since I've dated,
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so is it okay to say that
and then take it back?
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It is if it's recess.
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Look, Mom, so you said it once.
Just don't say it again.
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00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,670
I don't think it's that simple.
He's already said it twice.
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He's gonna notice
if every time he says it,
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I get up and leave the room.
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- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
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00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,847
I wish I could get him out of here
and figure out a way
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00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,183
to handle this
without ruining everything.
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00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:11,397
You know what? Maybe Brian
didn't mean to say it either.
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00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,400
Maybe he just said it
because he thought he had to.
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00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:19,029
Yeah! Yeah. Maybe your boyfriend lies
to you. I mean, we can hope.
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00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:26,078
Well, I just think it's wonderful that
you and Reba found each other.
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Last year, it was just so awkward,
"Reba Hart, party of one."
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You know. [grimaces]
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Oh, there she is,
and she's got that love glow.
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00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,799
It's a fever sweat, Barbra Jean.
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00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,469
[scoffs] Oh, yeah.
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A love fever.
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- I'll bite you.
- Okay.
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Barbra Jean, leave her alone.
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Reba, I'm sorry. Maybe we ought
to wait in the car.
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00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,190
No, it's okay. It's not like
we're on some big date.
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I'm just nursin' Reba back to
health with some chicken soup.
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[chuckles] You brought her soup
the first time she got sick?
236
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Good luck during cold
and flu season.
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- [women gasping]
- Oh, Van,
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you're wearing the sweater I bought
you for Valentine's Day!
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You're wearin' the sweater she got you?
Are you even a man?
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Oh, I'm a man, all right.
A man who wrote Cheyenne a love poem.
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- What?
- In lavender-scented marker.
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- Thank you very much, Kyra.
- Oh.
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You wrote me a poem?
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And I'd like to share it with
all the lovers in the world.
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[squealing]
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You make my heart go pitter-pat.
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In those jeans, you don't look fat.
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And the reason for my love is that
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- I can't imagine life without you.
- [sighs]
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Wow.
251
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Which jeans?
252
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No, no, no, no, no.
253
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You can't throw in lines that
don't rhyme and call it a poem.
254
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Eat my dust, old man.
255
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,231
Well, I think it's sweet.
256
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,861
I mean, there is nothin' more sacred
and profound than words from the heart.
257
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Isn't that right, Reba?
258
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Uh, who knows
where words come from?
259
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Sometimes they just spill out
of the mouth like drool from a hound dog.
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Barbra Jean,
I may not have a poem...
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that somebody
clearly made up on the spot,
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but I do have three little words
that say it all for me. I love you.
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I love you too, Brock.
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- I love you, Cheyenne.
- I love you too, Van.
265
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And Brian loves hot dogs,
and I love bowlin'. Next topic.
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You know, after that poem,
well, a buffet just seems wrong.
267
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- I'm takin' everyone to Gerard's.
- [gasps]
268
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Oh, that is the most
romantic restaurant in town!
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Oh, and the food's wonderful.
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I'm too sick to go, but, Brian,
you shouldn't miss it. Go on.
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Reba, I'm not goin' anywhere.
I'm stayin' here.
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It's Valentine's Day. Besides, I love you.
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[laughs nervously] Excuse me.
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Very smooth with the restaurant.
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But remember, I could crush you
with another poem like that.
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Yeah, and on the way,
let's stop by the florist.
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I wanna get my wife a dozen--
No, two dozen roses.
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[Barbra Jean squeals]
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Two dozen roses?
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Someone's scared, I "supposes."
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- He did it again! He's gifted.
- I know.
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- [door closes]
- [sighs] Looks like everybody left.
283
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Assuming they were here.
Were they here?
284
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Oh, my gosh. I must be delirious.
285
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I really should go to bed.
286
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,811
- Reba, what's goin' on?
- Nothin'.
287
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You just tried to get me to go out on
a date with your ex-husband.
288
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Okay, Brian. Look.
289
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,655
I'm gonna be honest
with ya.
290
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I just didn't feel comfortable
about what we said earlier.
291
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Mm-hmm.
292
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And I know it's Valentine's Day,
293
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and we're under a lot of
pressure to say what we said
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and you probably didn't mean it,
'cause I didn't mean it either.
295
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Of course I meant it.
296
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,969
Well, I'm sorry, because I didn't.
297
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,680
I mean, you said it first.
What was I supposed to say?
298
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,056
How 'bout "Thank you"?
299
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I had that.
300
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,774
Reba, you shouldn't have said it unless
you felt the same way.
301
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:09,570
I know, but in my own defense,
I only said it once.
302
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,613
After that,
it was "Excuse me" and out.
303
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,910
Well, then, excuse me.
304
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:20,039
Oh, Brian, I don't want you
to leave all upset.
305
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Okay. I'll leave happy.
306
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[exhales]
307
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Well, that was
the worst dinner ever.
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"Lobster for everyone."
Thank you so much, Dr. Big Shot.
309
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:47,149
- You didn't have to eat two of 'em.
- Who was he tryin' to impress?
310
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- Maybe his wife.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
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00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,404
You know what? I'm not gonna let
him get off that easy.
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I'm gonna write the most romantic
poem in the world,
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and tomorrow, I'm gonna find
your dad and read it to him.
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What about me?
315
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,041
Don't get in the middle
of this, Cheyenne.
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00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,086
Okay. What is going on here?
317
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Because you seem to be a lot
more focused on my dad than me.
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00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,257
- He's tryin' to take me down.
- What?
319
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He wants to make me look bad,
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he knows I can't take you
to fancy restaurants
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- or buy you expensive jewelry.
- [sighs]
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Honey, someday you will. Right?
323
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:30,776
You know, if I had the money,
I'd buy you a Camaro.
324
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,614
Actually, I'd buy us both Camaros.
325
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,826
We'd have matching Camaros.
326
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:44,039
Well, I had a wonderful Valentine's Day
because I was with you.
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00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,543
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,838
God, I am such an idiot.
329
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,716
You only care about being with me,
and all that fancy stuff doesn't matter.
330
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,802
Of course it doesn't.
331
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,847
You know, I'm gonna remember
this next Valentine's Day.
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00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,224
Well, you made this one very special.
333
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:08,147
[sighs] I just can't wait to see
what you do next year to top it.
334
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,327
- What's with you?
- I got girl trouble, bad.
335
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,331
- Do you really want Carla off your back?
- Yes, please.
336
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:30,210
- Then you gotta kiss her best friend.
- Tiffany Baxter?
337
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,005
Gross! She eats bugs!
338
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,301
What's worse? A few moments
of gross or a whole lifetime of Carla?
339
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:42,139
Man, I hope this stuff
gets easier when you get older.
340
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,518
- Hey, honey.
- Love stinks.
341
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,858
- What's goin' on?
- Nothing important.
342
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,612
But when Tiffany Baxter calls, it's not
my fault. Your son's just a player.
343
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,951
[grunts] Hey, Mrs. H.
How was your Valentine's Day?
344
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:07,289
- Brian and I had a fight.
- Oh, man. I knew that guy was trouble...
345
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,918
with his smooth talk and his little
glasses that say, "Look at me.
346
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,086
I'm sensitive."
347
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:20,344
I told him I love him, and then I told
him I didn't. I think it might be over.
348
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:24,723
- Wow.
- Stupid Valentine's Day.
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00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,559
I told everybody this was
gonna happen, and it happened.
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00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,688
Well, if you didn't love the guy,
it was gonna happen eventually, right?
351
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,941
Wouldn't you rather
have it happen now than later?
352
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,777
No. Now I don't have anybody
to go bowlin' with.
353
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,239
There are leagues, you know.
354
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,493
I guess I was just afraid
of bein' lonely.
355
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,412
The year after the divorce
was hard.
356
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,290
It was just nice
to have somebody to hang out with.
357
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:54,461
How can you be lonely? You have
a house full of people who love you.
358
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,129
Yeah. That's another problem.
359
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,592
I know I do, Van. Thank you.
360
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,427
- And Mrs. H?
- What?
361
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,639
I love you too.
[laughs nervously]
362
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,140
Excuse me.
363
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,650
[theme music playing]
364
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{\an8}Acme! [coughing]